14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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No.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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The WNBA.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Religion

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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gays

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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