What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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A Jew returns change.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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marble

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Hey, come here often? No.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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