How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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make me a sandwich!

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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