- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

your moms so fat she has kankles

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Women's rights

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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