Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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