Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Shit.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Goat balls.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Women's rights

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Anti Joke

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