How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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