Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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The government makes a good decision

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Anti jokes are funny

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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