What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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