A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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josh simpson has cancer

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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im jewish

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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