three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

Haha pizza

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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