Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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i am predestal

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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