What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Women rights..

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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What's 9 +10 19

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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anus soup

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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