YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Well, this is fun.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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arse

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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