- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

beiber i straight

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

steves legs

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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