Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Thumbs this up

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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but there is a road to the super market

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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SPAMS!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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