Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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jokes r dumb

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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This post contains NOTHING.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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A scottish man having fun

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What time is it? 10:58

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Hey Caleb.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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the WNBA

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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