Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Women's rights.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Oliver's friends

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Dallas Cowboys

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I love boobs

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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