did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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cheese

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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