Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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barack osama

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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