What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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johann grayson being liked

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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An Irishman stays home

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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