Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Fruitcake

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Noah is Smart.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Obamacare!

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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knock knock you may come in

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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