Santa Clogged my toliet

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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So dont touch it

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Myspace

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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