Pianca going ham

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Indeed.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Why were corners made? For crying.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Turtles

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