Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Windows Vista

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Icecream

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Jasper sucks.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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hi

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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