What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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A black man killed someone

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Kate

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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