- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

A homeless person dies.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

This is not Will Smith.

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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