- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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