Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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The WNBA.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Women Drivers.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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suck my dick.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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come along children

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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women's rights

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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