What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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666

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Men's rights.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What does a man like. food.

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Nicholas Cage

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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