- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

a banana

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

a horse walks into a barn

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

gay marriage.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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