- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

One Big Ass Mistake America

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Punchline.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Turtles

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

PENIS

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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