What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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make me a sandwich!

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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A Jew returns change.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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