funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Dani Barton = Stupid

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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