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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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