Hey, come here often? No.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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1+1= 69

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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