- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

A seal walks into a club.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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