What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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