- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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