Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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One, two, three, four and five

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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