Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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