What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Ross.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Go away still nothing to see

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Gustavo Andrade

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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