Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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