Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

roses are red poo is poo

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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