How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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