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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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