- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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