- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

binladin walks into the american seals

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

oh hey.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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