so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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