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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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