-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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