- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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