Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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