Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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