- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

dat shoe shine tho

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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