- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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