How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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